FABULOUS LLAMA

There are two types of llama in the world. The fabulous and the non-fabulous.


Lydia the Llama is super fabulous,so fabulous that all the other llama's are jealous...

Llama1: ZOMGOSH, have you seen Lydia's fake tan... its like well orange. She looks like she was attacked by a tea bag...

Llama2: MAJORLOLZ... who does she think she is? Prancing around with her tiara and her fake blonde curls...

Llama1: YAHYAH I TOTALLY GET YOU... have you seen her shoes? They are like total knock-offs... MAJOREWZ

Llama2: YAHYAAAAAH... 

Lydia was sad... all she wanted to do was become a socialite and share her fantabulous self with the rest of the world. She wanted the commoners to look up to her with love and fascination... not jealousy :(


To drown her unloved sorrows she decided to go clubbing...

But one thing led to another and soon, and next thing she knew she was swigging from a vodka bottle...

Moral of the story is DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL... OR EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL TURN TO MONSTERS AND TRY TO EAT YOU!

                                               XOXO