A Day in the Life of Nerd Llama

There are two types of people in the world: those that know the binary code and those who don't.

Meet Snodberry. He is very intellectual. Very very intellectual. So intellectual that he weas glasses, not to prove his intellectuality, but because he strained his eyes from staring at the computer screen.

Snodberry is leader of the Nerd Herd, which is a very selective club...

But Snodberry wanted to reach out. He wanted to change lives, change the world, and the place to start was to run for class captain.

But other people had the same idea...

Now was the time for Snodberry to do what he was best at... thinking....

Snodberry now has a plan... sabotage >:) MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Awkward Moment When...

The awkward moment when you lose the soap in the bath...

EmoLlama

GRR... I'm well emo...

HappyLlama: LALALALALALAAA YAAAY SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS :D


EmoLlama: O.o


HappyLlama: Why are you sad? :(


EmoLlama: I'm always sad... O.o


HappyLlama: Don't worry, I'll cheer you up :D


                               *Sprinkles sunshine and stars*

EmoLlama: Hey, what are you doing to me :'(

             YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! 


EmoLlama: Hmm...I'm going to cut myself...


HappyLlama: NOOOOOO! :'(

Robo-Llama

                                          Beep...MUST DESTROY

FABULOUS LLAMA

There are two types of llama in the world. The fabulous and the non-fabulous.


Lydia the Llama is super fabulous,so fabulous that all the other llama's are jealous...

Llama1: ZOMGOSH, have you seen Lydia's fake tan... its like well orange. She looks like she was attacked by a tea bag...

Llama2: MAJORLOLZ... who does she think she is? Prancing around with her tiara and her fake blonde curls...

Llama1: YAHYAH I TOTALLY GET YOU... have you seen her shoes? They are like total knock-offs... MAJOREWZ

Llama2: YAHYAAAAAH... 

Lydia was sad... all she wanted to do was become a socialite and share her fantabulous self with the rest of the world. She wanted the commoners to look up to her with love and fascination... not jealousy :(


To drown her unloved sorrows she decided to go clubbing...

But one thing led to another and soon, and next thing she knew she was swigging from a vodka bottle...

Moral of the story is DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL... OR EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL TURN TO MONSTERS AND TRY TO EAT YOU!

                                               XOXO

The Adventures of Super Llama

Meet Dave. Dave is you everyday llama. He wakes up, eats grass and spits at people.

Sometimes, if he believes in himself enough, he can extend his neck to eat the grass, rather like a giraffe. Which is pretty impressive for an everyday llama...

But Dave has a secret. He can't let anyone know or the other llama's will judge him, and no-one wants to be judged :(

When Dave sees someone in trouble, his anger transforms him...

    AND SUPER LLAMA IS RELEASED!
    PREPARE TO DIE EVIL MAN! >:(

All is right with the world... Dave has yet again used his powers to destroy evil...
Now he can go back to eating grass :)

 What other powers lie beneath the fur of this llama prodigy? We have seen what consequences acid spit holds, but what will be revealed next time in THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER LLAMA!